Phalluses appear everywhere
As if conjured from thin air
Knobbly penis shaped potatoes
A cucumber lying between tomatoes
Children’s drawing. What’s that supposed to be?
Not that wee fellow designed to go pee pee
Graffiti overzealously crude
Snowfield defiled to shock a rambling prude
So next time you find yourself suffering from a shock
When some advertising symbol resembles a large cock
Realise you won’t be alone
In thinking that’s not a bone!